#80+ Happy Halloween 2017 Quotes, Sayings, One-Liners, Status, Riddles & Funny Jokes

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Well !!! the haunted session has been started this year and for this lovely time if you are looking for Happy Halloween Quotes & Sayings 2017 along with Happy Halloween One-Liners, Status, Riddles & Funny Jokes. As I have shared Happy Halloween Wishes Message Quotes SMS Images & Cards 2017 and Creepy Halloween Spider Cupcakes & Halloween Candy Corn Punch Ideas on my recent Articles. Halloween day formally known as AllHalloween or All Hallows' Eve, or All Saints' Eve, which is the most famous festival in US and celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day. The word Halloween or Hallowe'en dates to about 1745 and is of Christian origin. The word "Hallowe'en" means "hallowed evening" or "holy evening". It comes from a Scottish term for All Hallows' Eve (the evening before All Hallows' Day). In Scots, the word "eve" is even, and this is contracted to e'en or een. Halloween is the best time to spend the valuable time with your best ones and share your past memories and do some fun and enjoy. it is the time when you remember your old friends, share Halloween Food recipes 2017 with Friends do enjoy in Halloween Costume Parties and much more. Well also Halloween is the best day which comes every year for that you can wish your lovers wife life partner best friends and other family members along with your best friends. you can send your relatives Latest and advance collections of Top Best Happy Halloween Quotes & Sayings 2017 along with Best Happy Halloween One-Liners Riddles & Funny Jokes. You can send these Funny jokes and status of Happy Halloween 2017 through Social media like Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, Lime, Wechat, Instagram, and more.

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Happy Halloween Quotes & Sayings 2017 -

Sending you good wishes for a Happy Halloween. Have fun hanging with the gang! Happy Halloween Quotes for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Wishing you a fun Halloween filled with magical surprises! May you get lots of treats that are good to eat! Happy Halloween Sayings for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Having you in my life is the sweetest treat! Wishing you a very Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween SMS for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Hope your Halloween is just crawling with happiness, because a person as you deserves it! Happy Halloween Wishes for Twitter & Whatsapp 

You’re the cutest pumpkin in the patch! Have a scary good time! Happy Halloween Message for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Witch-ing you a spook-tacular Halloween! Happy Halloween One-Liners for Twitter & Whatsapp 

You are the only treat I need for this evening! Halloween hugs and kisses to you! Happy Halloween Status for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Wishing you a ghoulish Hallowe’en. Hope you get lots of treats tonight! Happy Halloween SMS & Wishes for Twitter & Whatsapp 

It’s time to wrap things up and have a wild and crazy Halloween! Happy Halloween Quotes & Sayings for Twitter & Whatsapp 

Happy Halloween to someone very special. Hoping your night rocks, just like you! Happy Halloween Jokes for Twitter & Whatsapp 

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Hello, Danny. Come and play with us.
Come and play with us, Danny.
Forever … and ever… and ever.
— Grady Twins
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For me, writing something in
the spirit of Halloween is like
Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice.
It’s just second nature to me.
— Danny Elfman
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
— Joel Benton
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I’ve often felt that
dreams are answers to questions
we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.
— Fox Mulder
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Halloween is the one night a year
when girls can dress like a total slut and
no other girls can say anything about it.
— Cady Heron
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Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodied have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
— William Motherwell
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Yesterday, upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away.
– Hughes Mearns

Deep into the darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dared to dream before.
— Edgar Allan Poe
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Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way
— John Kendrick Bangs
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Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
— William Shakespeare
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I see my face in the mirror and go,
’I’m a Halloween costume?
That’s what they think of me?
— Drew Carey
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Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodied have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
— William Motherwell
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Best Scary Wishes & SMS of Happy Halloween 2017-

1. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

2. When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, it's near Halloween.
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3. It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.

4. There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

5. Have a spooktacular Halloween!

6. There are nights when the wolves are silent, and only the moon howls.

7. Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on all hallows eve.

8. If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

9. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.

10. Okay, almost time for Halloween, I've got the broomstick serviced and ready to go, but where did I leave the cat?
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11. Wishing you a very scary Halloween.

12. For Halloween, I've decided the easiest thing to do is give up coffee. If that doesn't scare the hell out of everyone around me, nothing will.
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13. Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

14. It's not safe to venture out as goblins and witches are all about on Halloween.

15. If you are reading this, then you are blissfully unaware of what is creeping up behind you.

16. Nothing on Earth. So, beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

17. Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

18. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

19. Happy Halloween: True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have been.

20. For Halloween, I'm going to write 'Life' on a plain white t-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

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Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was wrapped up in himself!)

What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
(A dead end!)

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
(Because people are dying to get in!)

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
(Ghoulash!)

Where do ghosts go when they're sick?
(To the witch doctor!)

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(Ghoulie!)

What are a ghost's favorite pants?
(Boo jeans!)

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
(Prank-enstein!)

What room is useless for a ghost?
(A living room!)

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
(Fish and ships!)

What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(Spare ribs!)

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
(Lazy bones!)

What's a monster's favorite place to swim?
(Lake Eerie!)

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
(Tickle her funny bone!)

Where should a 500 pound monster go?
(On a diet!)

Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
(Because he was a pain in the neck!)

What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at first bite!)

Why did the vampire flunk art class?
(Because he could only draw blood!)

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
(A blood test!)

What's the problem with twin witches?
(You can't tell which witch is which!)

Why do witches fly on brooms?
(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

What do you call witches who live together?
(Broom-mates!)

What do you do with a green monster?
(Wait until she's ripe!)

What do witches ask for at hotels?
(Broom service!)

What do little monsters eat?
(Alpha-bat soup!)

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
(Sham-boo!)

Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt rotten!)

Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one pupil!)

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)

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Hope your Halloween is fun and spooky. Eat, drink and be scary! Happy Halloween Quotes 2017

Everybody is scared of something. I hope you find yours! Happy Halloween Images 2017

Halloween is a lifestyle, not a holiday! Happy Halloweenie! Happy Halloween Wallpapers 2017

I’m dying to have a great Halloween with you! Happy Halloween Poems 2017

Are you ready for some pumpkin smashing?! Have lots of spooky fun! Happy Halloween Songs 2017

Keep the lights on this night, because you never know what may be lurking in the dark. Halloween greetings! Happy Halloween Cards 2017

I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire. Stay safe! Happy Halloween Quotes 2017

I’m watching you to be sure you have a hauntingly great Halloween! Happy Halloween Greetings 2017

May I borrow your face for a Halloween party? Just joking! 🙂 Congratulations! Happy Halloween Costume Ideas & Collections 2017

I hope tonight you are able to dance like a ghost. Wishing you a smashing time! Happy Halloween Party Decoration Ideas & Light Decor 2017

What is it about Halloween that makes me feel like a kid again? Happy Halloween Funny One-Liners 2017

Let this serve as your warning. “Trick or treat!”Happy Halloween Riddles 2017

I’m a big fan of Halloween, but I’m also a big fan of you! Happy Halloween Quotes 2017

Halloween isn’t just a day. It’s a state of mind. Happy Halloween Sayings 2017

If you want to do something really scary on Halloween, drive your car. More people are killed each year in car accidents than all the zombies, vampires, and werewolves combined.

Remember to take off your costume on November 1st. Don’t wear it all year like you did this last year.

It’s much easier to just superimpose your costume onto yourself in pictures than actually making it and wearing it. Technology even makes Halloween easier.

You may be a little too old to trick or treat, but you’ll never be too old to dress up!

If you feel like you’re being watched this Halloween, it may be because I am actually watching you. I have a crush on the person under your costume.

Make sure you wear a costume that covers your face. That way you won’t scare people too much.

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